PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) Color:Professor 00G You never hear people talk

You never hear people talk about “resting wizard face

we strongly suggest to please not chest kick your buddy into a black hole while yelling

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PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) Color:Professor 00G You never hear people talkFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"